BMX Ninja

After a hard days training with the freestyle team at the local dirt
track, Phil "Pookie" Wheeler, unofficial BMX Ninja, whilst travelling
home on his bike, a Blackfoot Falcon, was set upon by a rival team,
the Diamond Backs, whose leader is intent on gaining the ultimate
street cred. Your title.

You must prove to yourself and your girlfriend that you are capable of
keeping your title. Should you fail in your task, you will not only
lose your title, you will lose your girlfriend (who wants to be seen
with a loser anyway?) and your dignity. Should you succeed, you will
be rewarded by your girlfriend. Should you complete a certain number
of areas, you will receive the ultimate reward from her. (We're not
telling you what it is, so find out yourself if you can.)